"That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them."More than a million people now follow Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny's, during excruciating family road trips, and, most frequently, in the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.
"Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking."
"The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two."
This book was so funny! It was a very short book so it did not take me long to read this one but I enjoyed every minute of it. It is not often when you can read a book and every single page makes you laugh out load and this one definitely did that for me. I did start to read this one at work, at my desk, at lunchtime but I brought it home as it made me laugh too loudly all the time!!!!
This book has a lot of swear words and the like in it so if you are ok with that, this book is a hoot!
10 out of 10